Talking Shit #232

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit”. It has become a bit of a Jammy Toast tradition whereby we ask everyone who visits us to leave a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit, as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone’s feelings. We usually ask you to do this because we are too lazy to think of anything else to post. However, people generally enjoy the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are simple to explain – anything goes!

If you visit Jammy Toast on a “Talking Shit” day; you must leave a comment behind – it’s the law! If you are new to Jammy Toast then just say “Hello” or maybe introduce yourself; tell us how you found us and why you visited. Anything you can think of.

Remember, though; Stuff is cool – Spam is not!

If you break the rules and visit us today and don’t leave a comment then please remember Andreaa has a very particular set of skills; skills acquired over a very long career. Skills that make her a nightmare for people like you. If you leave a comment, that will be the end of the matter. She will not look for you, she will not pursue you. But if you don’t communicate, she will look for you, she will find you, and she will murderize you.

You have been warned!

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Davidd Birko

A sad and lonely old man who used to have a life but it has now been taken over by his dedication to the cause of saving teddy bears, running Jammy Toast and searching eBay, car boot sales, charity shops, lofts and even under beds for unwanted bears. He has even now taken in Flat Eric to save him from homelessness – his life is no longer his own!

62 Comments on “Talking Shit #232”

  1. Women go to their hairdressers, tell them to trim the ends and then that night get pissed off with their man for not noticing!!! Fuk sake my car got stolen once and i didn’t notice for 3 days!

  2. Dominic Cummings is moving on because he’s starting to get bored, now that it isn’t physically possible to make things any worse than they already are.

  3. The cat has threw up on the stairs and the house is in uproar… looks like she ate chips and crispy chilli beef out of the bin the stupid c*nt.

    Been WRETCHING clearing it up Jesus Christ!

  4. I’m not really all that wound up over fries. I don’t hate them, but can live without em. So you’d never have to worry about me stealing yours.

    Now THAT’S flirting!

  5. scouse men will be fuming over salah getting covid when literally the other week they were like “covid is a conspiracy and fuck ye nan anyway the little cloudhead.”

  6. I wanted to show my human that I knew the way back to the veranda from her plot. I walked ahead of her and I think she was a bit surprised that I knew where to go. She doesn’t realize that during the night us cats wander around everywhere. Never mind, she means well.

  7. Christopher Robin was sitting outside his door, putting on his Big Boots. As soon as he saw the Big Boots, Pooh knew that an Adventure was going to happen, and he spruced himself up as well as he could, so as to look Ready for Anything.

  8. Rolf report 14 Nov

    On campus, there are always many new people, coming & going. There are also the long term people who always look out for me & make sure I’m safe. Chris, a member of the team that takes care of the campus grounds. He’s one of my long term friends.

    Rolf x

  9. I was closely monitoring some grounds people collecting leaves ( I was prancing through them and attacking the brush) but now the rain has come and the fun …er I mean work, has stopped. Have a good Caturday friends. :paws:

  10. Having a teenage daughter is a lot like your house being haunted. Every now and again you’ll see a figure in the corner of your eye, followed by a moaning sound and then a door will slam shut.

  11. Really need some fresh air so might treat myself to a long walk tomorrow if the weather allows. Might be on the beach, could be in the forest or just straight off a short cliff.

    Will see where the mood takes us.

  12. Years ago i lashed some australian fellas info on twitter, he always finds me and messages me to call me a sheep shagger, i haven’t heard off him for a while, hope he’s alright.

  13. NASA and SpaceX were due to send 4 astronauts to the International Space Station late on Saturday but the fuckin’ weather changed their plans. The new launch plan is due Sunday evening.

  14. Port Vale 3 – 4 Tranmere Rovers
    EFL Division Two
  15. I find it extremely disrespectful when people don’t stand for the National Anthem. As soon as you hear “They say there was a secret chord that David played and it pleased the Lord,” you need to be OUT of your fuckin seat!!

  16. Dreamt my eldest cat died last night and honestly even tho she’s a little twat she is getting whatever she wants today. I won’t even kick off about her shitting in my garden instead of in the neighbour’s.

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