Talking Shit #233

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit”. It has become a bit of a Jammy Toast tradition whereby we ask everyone who visits us to leave a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit, as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone’s feelings. We usually ask you to do this because we are too lazy to think of anything else to post. However, people generally enjoy the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are simple to explain – anything goes!

If you visit Jammy Toast on a “Talking Shit” day; you must leave a comment behind – it’s the law! If you are new to Jammy Toast then just say “Hello” or maybe introduce yourself; tell us how you found us and why you visited. Anything you can think of.

Remember, though; Stuff is cool – Spam is not!

If you break the rules and visit us today and don’t leave a comment then please remember Andreaa has a very particular set of skills; skills acquired over a very long career. Skills that make her a nightmare for people like you. If you leave a comment, that will be the end of the matter. She will not look for you, she will not pursue you. But if you don’t communicate, she will look for you, she will find you, and she will murderize you.

You have been warned!

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Davidd Birko

A sad and lonely old man who used to have a life but it has now been taken over by his dedication to the cause of saving teddy bears, running Jammy Toast and searching eBay, car boot sales, charity shops, lofts and even under beds for unwanted bears. He has even now taken in Flat Eric to save him from homelessness – his life is no longer his own!

67 Comments on “Talking Shit #233”

  1. Just smashed someones cup in work an obviously I couldve been an adult an just told them but I decided to shove all the pieces in me pocket an I will dispose of the evidence at a later date.

  2. Told my mom that my daughter wants a new cute dress like her friends at preschool and my mom told me she was going to have to get used to not having cute things cause she’s “big”. Then proceeded to tell me how long it took me as a kid “to get that” but I finally did.

    If you’re wondering where my body image issues come from she actually told me about how in sixth grade I had a crush on a boy and he liked another girl. She had to tell me that the other girl was small and cute and that’s why he liked her.

    I guess apart from this being whiney, what I am trying to say, is watch how you speak. Off hand comments like this can truly affect a child’s body image forever. My daughter is tall, but will be labelled and feel big. I won’t talk about it in front of her but it will be there and my daughter notices things on her own without me. Then other little girls say things. She’s FOUR. She’s brilliant, quirky, funny, insanely smart but man, our society is fucked!

  3. things that induce sheer panic:

    – “your password is incorrect”
    – no wifi available/no data left
    – “we need to talk”
    – “can I ask you a question?”
    – no toilet paper
    – 40 missed calls off ye ma
    – running out of gin and sausage rolls

  4. As much as I am into gothic & horror themed decor… making money off of real life serial killers is just wrong. They killed people who didn’t deserve to have their lives taken so early and you want to cash in on that?? How about remembering the victims instead…

  5. Rolf report 21 Nov

    At home with my family, I’ve got bored with my cat bed & decided to stop sleeping in it. Yet when I visit my campus mom, Dr Claudia, I love my cat bed on her desk. I spend many happy hours in it during her online seminars & the students look out for me.

    Rolf x

  6. Oh hello Saturday, as Charlie Chaplin said: “Life laughs at you when you are unhappy. Life smiles at you when you are happy. But, life salutes you when you make others happy.” Make someone happy today! :paws:

  7. It suddenly came over Piglet that nobody had ever picked Eeyore a bunch of violets, and he thought how sad it was to be an Animal who had never had a bunch of violets picked for him. So he hurried out again saying “Eeyore, Violets”.

  8. My human has a photo of from March 2017, it was the first time she met me. I was very worried about this strange place I’d wandered into. I didn’t go near any humans to begin with, but then I realized that they were kind. It was the beginning of my new life.

  9. Veg soup last night. It’s having an effect too. Very cold this morning to have the windows open. I’m going to make my favourite mash today. Mix of potato, butternut squash and sweet potato…and what’s left over I’ll blend into a… you’ve guessed it… more bloody soup!

  10. If anybody on the Isle of Wight knows who was responsible for the arson attack on the premises of Friends of the Animals, then do PLEASE contact the police. This evil person needs to be caught. It makes me so angry. Someone knows who it is.

  11. Happy Caturday friends. I’m off out on pawtrol waving my tail in the air like I mean business. Have a great weekend friends, school is closed but I’m still on duty, the place is safe in my paws. :paws:

  12. Old people: I had a terrible upbringing so I don’t see why these young ones should have any more than we had!

    Young people: Ok so you had free education, your free healthcare was safe, and affordable house prices. Can we have that?

    Old people: No

  13. Imagine having a girlfriend that has a cat hahaha you’re bottom of the pecking order in that house I’m not assed, your girls looking down on you, the cats looking down on both of you, might as well call yourself a servant and be done with it.

  14. Tranmere Rovers 5 – 0 Grimsby Town
    EFL Division Two

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