Talking Shit #234

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit”. It has become a bit of a Jammy Toast tradition whereby we ask everyone who visits us to leave a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit, as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone’s feelings. We usually ask you to do this because we are too lazy to think of anything else to post. However, people generally enjoy the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are simple to explain – anything goes!

If you visit Jammy Toast on a “Talking Shit” day; you must leave a comment behind – it’s the law! If you are new to Jammy Toast then just say “Hello” or maybe introduce yourself; tell us how you found us and why you visited. Anything you can think of.

Remember, though; Stuff is cool – Spam is not!

If you break the rules and visit us today and don’t leave a comment then please remember Andreaa has a very particular set of skills; skills acquired over a very long career. Skills that make her a nightmare for people like you. If you leave a comment, that will be the end of the matter. She will not look for you, she will not pursue you. But if you don’t communicate, she will look for you, she will find you, and she will murderize you.

You have been warned!

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Davidd Birko

A sad and lonely old man who used to have a life but it has now been taken over by his dedication to the cause of saving teddy bears, running Jammy Toast and searching eBay, car boot sales, charity shops, lofts and even under beds for unwanted bears. He has even now taken in Flat Eric to save him from homelessness – his life is no longer his own!


57 Comments on “Talking Shit #234”

  1. My dad never even called yesterday to wish us happy thanksgiving. We called him but he didn’t answer his cell. Too busy eating with his new family in Georgia. I thought losing my mom was the hardest thing I’d ever go through. Losing my dad is a close second.

    To be fair late last night he ‘liked’ my Facebook status wishing all a happy thanksgiving. You know, when he signed in to post all the pics of his great new family enjoying the holiday.

  2. Gave someone advice the other day and they’ve just messaged me saying omg you were right. And Yeno what I got to thinking about how it’s really fucking exhausting being right all the time and that!!

  3. Day two in isolation.

    Dave forgot the bog roll the daft sod. Had to wipe me arse on Barb’s nightie. Slight arse shaped indent in the chair. Ended up watching ten episodes of the Crown, Margaret’s a bit of alright.

  4. You have waited all these years for the recipe so here it is…

    The Funky Cold Medina

    Incrediants:

    1oz Vodka
    1oz Southern Comfort
    1oz Blue Curacao
    1½oz Cranberry Juice
    Kiwi Slice

    Directions:

    In an ice filled glass combine vodka, southern comfort, blue curacao and shake well to mix.
    Add to ice to serving glass and strain mix inside. Top with cranberry juice.
    Garnish with a kiwi slice.

  5. I didn’t know that Gloria Glover was following me until my human told me. She has changed so much, it’s almost like a different, friendlier cat has taken her place. I think she understands that this is her forever home and that she is loved by all of us, both cats and humans.

  6. “It isn’t so Hot in my field about three o’clock in the morning as some people think it is,” said Eeyore. “It isn’t Close, if you know what I mean. It isn’t Stuffy. In fact, Christopher Robin, quite-between-ourselves-and-don’t-tell-anybody, it’s Cold.”

  7. Rolf report 28 Nov

    Birdland is my favourite observation point in the house. I love to spy on the birds perching on the high rooftop. Yesterday, there was a squirrel in Birdland. He or she ran along the ridge then vanished. It’s good to get some variety in creature watch.

    Rolf x

  8. Hello all. I am really fortunate to have a loving home and lots of people to love and bestow me with gifts fit for a king. Please may I possibly ask that instead of spoiling me you make a donation or spoil a kitty in need at your nearest shelter?

  9. I can literally mention the most innocent things to my ma and she’s like “ok but should you be doing that bc you might get arrested and die”. Fuckinelll jean am only going the Asda!

  10. Iceland van just pulled up outside ours there thought nothing of it till he knocked and handed me my Amazon parcel haha said what’s with the van he said PS5 and Xbox series x thefts vans are targeted.

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