Talking Shit #237

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit”. It has become a bit of a Jammy Toast tradition whereby we ask everyone who visits us to leave a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit, as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone’s feelings. We usually ask you to do this because we are too lazy to think of anything else to post. However, people generally enjoy the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are simple to explain – anything goes!

If you visit Jammy Toast on a “Talking Shit” day; you must leave a comment behind – it’s the law! If you are new to Jammy Toast then just say “Hello” or maybe introduce yourself; tell us how you found us and why you visited. Anything you can think of.

Remember, though; Stuff is cool – Spam is not!

If you break the rules and visit us today and don’t leave a comment then please remember Andreaa has a very particular set of skills; skills acquired over a very long career. Skills that make her a nightmare for people like you. If you leave a comment, that will be the end of the matter. She will not look for you, she will not pursue you. But if you don’t communicate, she will look for you, she will find you, and she will murderize you.

You have been warned!

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Davidd Birko

A sad and lonely old man who used to have a life but it has now been taken over by his dedication to the cause of saving teddy bears, running Jammy Toast and searching eBay, car boot sales, charity shops, lofts and even under beds for unwanted bears. He has even now taken in Flat Eric to save him from homelessness – his life is no longer his own!


63 Comments on “Talking Shit #237”

  1. The flock will be performing LIVE above the Birkenhead Tunnel Entrance at 06:25 in the morning. Please make sure you social distance, bring hand sanitiser and NO laser pens.

    Free of charge but donations of Scotch eggs welcome.

  2. All them divys that chat we’re bin dippers and Liverpool’s a shithole don’t half love coming to Liverpool. Haven’t heard one local accent since i got in town!!

  3. Over the past 8 months I’ve worked extremely hard to beat this killer virus. However, some people still don’t appreciate my efforts & have taken to making nasty comments about me. In response I have clearly stated “Children, please stop disrespecting Daddy at the dinner table.”

  4. My human made a very short film of Barbara doing absolutely nothing apart from moving his head. It’s rained a lot recently so our human couldn’t film our walks. I told her that this film isn’t very interesting but as usual, she didn’t listen. Anyway, we now have a film called the Cat Moving Head film, sorry about that.

  5. Rolf report 19 Dec

    I take my role as Chief Technology Officer within the family very seriously, particularly my ongoing love affair with the printer. My American human thinks I’ve started pressing the button on the printer to try to make more pages come out.

    Rolf x

  6. “You can go and collect fir-cones for me,” said Kanga, giving them a basket. So Tigger and Roo went to the Six Pine Trees and threw fir-cones at each other until they had forgotten what they came for, and they left the basket under the trees and went back to dinner.

  7. I so enjoyed the live Simon Mayo show on Scala Radio yesterday. A really nice selection of requests from Simon’s listeners and lovely to have my Bluthner piano included as well!!

  8. you cant say anything on twitter without someone exposing the fact you shat your kecks on a school trip to alton towers in 2003 or that your nan got arrested for selling whizz at the bingo.

  9. If the Queen really wants to show solidarity with the British people she will do her Christmas message via Zoom with the kids and the corgis wandering in half way through it…

  10. talking of petty behaviour ill never forget irene finding out what netflix series her ex was watching, googling the spoilers, sending them to him and then blocking him.

  11. If this tier 4 stuff is true then that will be the 4th set of different restrictions London will have been under in 19 days. This is changing faster than a Sugababes line up.

  12. Off out to our sort of works do in a bit. Involves eating a pub meal whilst surrounded by angry Evertonians hurling abuse at the telly. I’m toying with feigning bat flu.

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