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Happy Friday and Happy New Year!
Hope everyone’s hangover has cleared.
Happy Friday to everyone except those letting fireworks off all day.
Spewed up all day n think I can cure myself today with a KFC n a Luco.
My poor stomach!
Aki New Year!!
If you close your eyes you could be anywhere you want to be if u think about it. Am in Iceland right now. Birdseye chicken dippers on offer.
Did anyone watch Tenet and understand it? I think I enjoyed it but I’m not sure…
MEN AINT SHIT. The end!
Tell Razzi I said happy new year.
I solemnly swear that after today, my liver will get the rest it deserves.
She’s a trooper. She deserves a break.
Happy new year everyone.
youll never know peace again… so many b*lds so little time.
happy new year x
Where is Adele?
I’m always very polite to Alexa just in case.
I will make this a happier new year by being kind and polite, to everyone.
#BearKind
Going to drink heavily!
Oh look it’s 2021 and I’m still crying…
I have quite the prosprensity for provoking dislike!
Delilah just sang “here comes the pies” instead of “here comes the bride”.
I’ve decided to really make a change to my life and cut the lager out this year. I’m moving onto Guinness instead. New year, new me.
Closing time
You don’t have to go home
But you can’t stay here…
My mate grew a hipster beard and got a log burner. Both are now very dangerous… to women.
FIREWORKS FUCK OFF FIREWORKS FUCK OFF!!
Wish fans were allowed back at the the game cuz I would squeeze some West Ham fans up on County Road.
Lorah thinks I’m the funniest person on the internet. ynwa
I’ll never get over people not having mash and roasties with their Sunday roast yeno.. it seems like a crime to me x
think i got thrush… false alarm my thong was up my hoop x
First day of 2021 in Birkenhead… COMPLETED!
Attention school kids of Birkenhead and Merseyside.
We will be providing online Zoom learning sessions from Monday with an all-star panel. Topics covered in week 1:
– How to eat McDonald’s for free
– Nest building
– Avoiding conflict
– Nunchuks level 1
…and before anyone asks.. York Mad Dog passed the safeguarding course with flying colours. Never judge a book by its cover.
Another Christmas and new year’s without you…
Just as difficult as the first.
“I’ve got real big plans and such bad thoughts”
Trust me I know what am talking about am Irish.
We need a full lockdown. Schools need to stay closed and be made safer.
Can someone come round and punch me?
January 1st & I’m already sick of 2021.
Rolf report 2 Jan
I started my new year yesterday with a glorious trip to campus. I was alert & excited on the drive there & I scampered off on patrol as soon as we arrived. I inspired my English human who went off for a run straight afterwards, but much slower than me.
Rolf x
The wind had dropped, and the snow, tired of rushing round in circles trying to catch itself up, now fluttered gently down until it found a place on which to rest, and sometimes the place was Pooh’s nose and sometimes it wasn’t.
I’m visiting Red Fred today. I want to know how he managed to make ET like him so much. Do you remember how she used to smack him? Not now, she actually likes him! If RF can do it then so can I. Maybe I should ask my Dumpling to come with me and have a chat with ET.
Happy New Year folks…
If you think this government is doing a good job, you’re part of the problem.
There I was, heading outside for my first official hedgewatch shift of the new year when I spotted the ice and frost. That’s the moment my tail went down… today’s shift shall be from an interior window ledge. Stay warm buddies.
Alright Dave? Where’s the van?
Just ordered loads of shit to get stoned af cos I cba with red wine no more were finished!
Welcome to the first Caturday of the year
Greys Anatomy, tears, stew, pjs and tea that’s how my day is being spent x
Steve Baker MP
I’m delighted after years of fighting for it we have axed the hated Tampon Tax!
CAT CHECK: Steve Baker MP voted against removing the Tampon Tax in 2015.
The 2021 news is looking very similar to the 2020 news. I feel fucking cheated.
I’m making a list… now there’s a surprise and I’m going for a walk later, if I can find my hat. Diet starts again tonight, looks like 2021 could be more of the same for me!
There’s only so many noises in the world.
I was going to get all sorts done today, but with all this snow I suppose I’ll just have to stay at home and watch back to back football for the 20th day running. What a bloody shame.
Be gutted if you had an ugly kid I’m not arsed it kills people lashing their little vomit on the gram!
hgooooaoo ohoohoh hoaoh oooa hghhohooo ahhaaoaa
It’s lovely to hear the whole office singing together, nothing quite like a chorus of…
I’m still dead.
Not having to sit through Burley vs Fulham is the best gift COVID has given us since it sorted out Peter Sutcliffe.
Just legged downstairs to tell me nieces it’s snowing like a big kid, 25 this month btw!!
I make as much sense as a perfume commercial.
Dry January? I don’t know her!
So where do we stand on Spam?
We’re all not starting NY resolutions until Monday, right?