Talking Shit #238

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit”. It has become a bit of a Jammy Toast tradition whereby we ask everyone who visits us to leave a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit, as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone’s feelings. We usually ask you to do this because we are too lazy to think of anything else to post. However, people generally enjoy the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are simple to explain – anything goes!

If you visit Jammy Toast on a “Talking Shit” day; you must leave a comment behind – it’s the law! If you are new to Jammy Toast then just say “Hello” or maybe introduce yourself; tell us how you found us and why you visited. Anything you can think of.

Remember, though; Stuff is cool – Spam is not!

If you break the rules and visit us today and don’t leave a comment then please remember Andreaa has a very particular set of skills; skills acquired over a very long career. Skills that make her a nightmare for people like you. If you leave a comment, that will be the end of the matter. She will not look for you, she will not pursue you. But if you don’t communicate, she will look for you, she will find you, and she will murderize you.

You have been warned!

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Davidd Birko

A sad and lonely old man who used to have a life but it has now been taken over by his dedication to the cause of saving teddy bears, running Jammy Toast and searching eBay, car boot sales, charity shops, lofts and even under beds for unwanted bears. He has even now taken in Flat Eric to save him from homelessness – his life is no longer his own!

59 Comments on “Talking Shit #238”

  1. Attention school kids of Birkenhead and Merseyside.

    We will be providing online Zoom learning sessions from Monday with an all-star panel. Topics covered in week 1:

    – How to eat McDonald’s for free
    – Nest building
    – Avoiding conflict
    – Nunchuks level 1

    …and before anyone asks.. York Mad Dog passed the safeguarding course with flying colours. Never judge a book by its cover.

  2. Rolf report 2 Jan

    I started my new year yesterday with a glorious trip to campus. I was alert & excited on the drive there & I scampered off on patrol as soon as we arrived. I inspired my English human who went off for a run straight afterwards, but much slower than me.

    Rolf x

  3. The wind had dropped, and the snow, tired of rushing round in circles trying to catch itself up, now fluttered gently down until it found a place on which to rest, and sometimes the place was Pooh’s nose and sometimes it wasn’t.

  4. I’m visiting Red Fred today. I want to know how he managed to make ET like him so much. Do you remember how she used to smack him? Not now, she actually likes him! If RF can do it then so can I. Maybe I should ask my Dumpling to come with me and have a chat with ET.

  5. There I was, heading outside for my first official hedgewatch shift of the new year when I spotted the ice and frost. That’s the moment my tail went down… today’s shift shall be from an interior window ledge. Stay warm buddies.

  6. Steve Baker MP
    I’m delighted after years of fighting for it we have axed the hated Tampon Tax!

    CAT CHECK: Steve Baker MP voted against removing the Tampon Tax in 2015.

  7. I’m making a list… now there’s a surprise and I’m going for a walk later, if I can find my hat. Diet starts again tonight, looks like 2021 could be more of the same for me!

  8. I was going to get all sorts done today, but with all this snow I suppose I’ll just have to stay at home and watch back to back football for the 20th day running. What a bloody shame.

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