Talking Shit #239

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Today we are going to ask everyone who visits Jammy Toast to just “Talk Shit”. It has become a bit of a Jammy Toast tradition whereby we ask everyone who visits us to leave a comment on just about any subject they choose. Funny or sad, true or false, real or fake; we don’t give a shit, as long as it is entertaining and doesn’t really hurt anyone’s feelings. We usually ask you to do this because we are too lazy to think of anything else to post. However, people generally enjoy the freedom to whine and bitch. The rules are simple to explain – anything goes!

If you visit Jammy Toast on a “Talking Shit” day; you must leave a comment behind – it’s the law! If you are new to Jammy Toast then just say “Hello” or maybe introduce yourself; tell us how you found us and why you visited. Anything you can think of.

Remember, though; Stuff is cool – Spam is not!

If you break the rules and visit us today and don’t leave a comment then please remember Andreaa has a very particular set of skills; skills acquired over a very long career. Skills that make her a nightmare for people like you. If you leave a comment, that will be the end of the matter. She will not look for you, she will not pursue you. But if you don’t communicate, she will look for you, she will find you, and she will murderize you.

You have been warned!

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Davidd Birko

A sad and lonely old man who used to have a life but it has now been taken over by his dedication to the cause of saving teddy bears, running Jammy Toast and searching eBay, car boot sales, charity shops, lofts and even under beds for unwanted bears. He has even now taken in Flat Eric to save him from homelessness – his life is no longer his own!


67 Comments on “Talking Shit #239”

  1. Have Ya Ever Had One Of Them “What The F*ck Was That??” Moments.. I Just Seen A Man Outside Ours && He DropPed Half A Fag On The Floor && A Pigeon Flew Down && Ran Off With The Fag. Think The Man Was Drunk Cos He Then Chased After The Bird Wantin His Fag Back!!

  2. The kids dad told the baby it would snow today the massive dickhead. She’s been asking when it’s coming every 5 mins all bloody day. Feel like dropping her off at his work so she can ask him every 5 mins instead.

  3. We tried. We really tried. NHS staff pleaded with people that Christmas is not worth it. Now 1 in 30 people in London have COVID and ICUs are overwhelmed. My heart is broken!

  4. There seem to be people thinking that this doesn’t affect them. Well, let me you tell you, even if you’re in your 20s and run half marathons you are just one car crash away from needing an ICU bed, that we might not have. This affects everyone.

    Hands • Face • Space

  5. Why can’t I be normal. Was pouring warm water on my car windscreen when this man walking his dog told me off as the water will turn to ice on the floor & people might slip. So after a bit of a to and fro about it, all I could think to say was “yeah well, your dog is shit”.

    His dog was cute tho, I don’t know why I lied!

  6. I love visiting Red Fred on his plot. He has trained our human to give him treats whenever he jumps up on the table. I’ve never thought of doing that, I’ll have to try when I go back to the veranda. Is it easy to train humans?

  7. “Hello, Eeyore,” said Christopher Robin. “How are you?”
    “It’s snowing still,” said Eeyore gloomily.
    “So it is.”
    “And freezing.”
    “Is it?”
    “Yes,” said Eeyore. “However,” he said, brightening up a little, “we haven’t had an earthquake lately.”

  8. David Bowie’s birthday today & I’m so honoured to have been invited to be a part of some of the many online tributes being made (more details tomorrow). Today I’ll be doing a lot of online Zoom interviews for later transmission. I suspect they could be long!

  9. Rolf report 9 Jan

    I’ve been hanging out with my campus mom, Dr Claudia at her home, helping her to get ready for the start of term. I’ve been securing her academic papers on the desk, keeping her laptop warm & announcing my presence in meetings. I’m a virtual campus cat!

    Rolf x

  10. Quiet here today so I’m having a little tootle around the staff room. I founda round tin with Heroes written on it! I’m just trying to shove them off the seat so I can curl up next to the heater. Happy Caturday friends, stay safe and take care. :paws:

  11. Thanks to my friend Dave for letting me use his TOAST account. The Dems and radical left at Twitter think they can SILENCE me, but they CAN’T!

    I am being unfairly accused of inciting SEDITION! This is FAKE NEWS! All I did was lie continually to a bunch of ignorant morons to convince them they had been CHEATED, then tell them to invade the CAPITOL!

    If that’s sedition, lock me up NOW!

    Sorry – gotta go – someone is banging on the door shouting “FBI! You’re under arrest!”

  12. I had a reading done a couple of months ago and the girl told me a male was going to come into my life in January and change it for the better she said his name began with a B and hand in heart I know she meant my dog coz he’s male and his names Biggie x

    1. I was standing in irenes kitchen severely intoxicated at like 3am and he jumped at the window to be let in and you best believe I almost physically shit myself!

  13. The only way you’ll get Americans off their lazy asses to participate in a revolution is to turn off all the social media accounts. That’ll really piss them off.

  14. Yeno what it’s bad enough when men beep or shout stuff at you but when you’re with your kids it makes my fucking blood boil. Disrespectful little noncey cunts!

  15. How do people have babies&not share pictures of them for days/weeks, the second it came out I’d have pictures everywhere?

    Unless it was proper ugly like, then maybe I wouldn’t :roflao: :roflao: :roflao:

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