The Andrea Angel Show #95

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When i was growing up we had a dog who lived with us && he sort of became my dog .. We could never decide on a name for him so we just called him Dog .. i think i told yas all the story of him once before .. He used to go for his little missions whenever he felt like && most days he used to come to skool && wait for me at the gates .. If i bunked off skool i used to have to go back to skool to show him i was out otherwise he would sit && wait for me all night .. he wouldn’t move until i come out or went to collect him .. Everyone in our neighbourhood knew him && used to give him treats when they saw him && Pat in the chippy used to give him some scran whenever she saw him .. Everyone loved Dog but he got old && he got sick && eventually we had to get him put to sleep by the vet .. We buried him in our garden && i used to talk to him out there when i was upset or bothered about anything .. it woz sort of like he never left me but i really did miss him..

In the end we went to Carla Lane’s Animals in Need place in Melling looking to adopt another dog .. We found one who looked just like Dog except it was a bitch && she was black .. Dog was just like a golden labrador but he was a mongrel really && this new dog looked just like him except she was like a black labrador .. We couldn’t think of a name for her so one day i went outside to ask Dog if he could think of a name for her — that was Davidd’s idea to ask Dog by the way .. Dog was rubbish at thinking of a name so while i was talking to him i noticed that the moon was out .. It was dead big && bright && i came up with the name Lunar except i missed the ‘r’ off the end .. So she was called Luna .. i liked it && thought it was a dead good name to be honest && it also suited her..

Luna wasn’t like Dog, ya couldn’t let her out on her own because she would fight with other dogs she met .. she was a right little hard knock && although she wasnt the biggest of dogs she would have a go at anything .. it didn’t matter how big it was she would rag it everywhere .. Davidd said we should have called her Lorah instead of Luna cos that’s wot she wos like but nah, I liked Luna (soz lorah, love!!) .. When we walked her we had to keep her on a lead just in case we met other dogs .. Because she was always on a lead not many people got to know her like with Dog but she was cool && woz happy to just trot along on her lead with us .. She loved Gary && we often used to take her for a walk when i was off work .. We could go to Crosby beach && make sure no other dogs were around && let her off her lead .. If ya saw another dog comin’ before she did ya just called her && she would come running back .. She was a little git if she saw a dog before you did cos she wouldn’t come back then no matter what ya called her .. Thats when it was time to leg it after her && try && get her before she caused mayhem && destruction..

So last week me auntie && uncle called round to me mum’s when i was at work — the auntie && uncle who were drinking at our house at all hours of the morning playing loud music that i told yas about last week, it was them .. Me mum && me auntie were looking at clothes or something online so me uncle was bored && said he would take Luna out for a walk .. He had never walked Luna before so me mum give him her lead && told him not to let her off it because of how she was with other dogs .. Me uncle david being a complete knobhead said, “oh don’t worry she will be fine with me” .. Me mum told him again not to let the dog off because she would never come back to him even if she didn’t have a fight with another dog..

I wouldn’t of let him take her out cos of his attitude if i was there but off he went with her on her lead .. Soon as he got the park he let her off the lead without even looking to see if there were any other dogs about .. She saw a dog in the distance who was also off its lead && she legged it .. it was only a little dog && luna ragged it everywhere && half ripped its neck open .. By the time uncle david got to her she had half murderised this other dog && then like the knobhead that he is he give the fella with the other dog me mum’s address..

Next thing you know me auntie && uncle have fucked off && the dog warden is on the door step talking about getting Luna put down .. It didn’t matter that it happened like we explained to him .. We even said that we would pay for the vets bill but he said the dog could stay for now but that he might be back with the police to take her away .. I was heart broken we have had her for about eight years && we have never, ever let her off her lead in all that time because of what she is like && me uncle knobhead comes along && gets her put on deathrow!!

So me mum rang Carla Lane && they said bring her down to us && sign her over && they wont be able to touch her .. If it all blows over in a week or two we can have her back if not she will be safe with them && they can even get her a new home with an experienced owner who is used to dangerous dogs .. It will be great if it does all blow over but i will be heartbroken if she has to go to a new home && if the guy comes wanting the vet bill paying then me uncle david had better get his wallet out or im setting his car on fire!!

Kirkby Community Fire Station are on standby..

Traa xx

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Andreaa Angel

I am Andreaa Angel && I am havin' a boss time here writing on da Blog && that 'coz Davidd is proper gettin' too old to write && it's doin' me wig in .. I feel proper ashamed da fukin' state .. Davidd told me to write yas little stories about me life but I said no .. I can't write stories, I never even passed me GCSE English .. But he bullies me yerno, so me stories are usually shite ..

54 Comments on “The Andrea Angel Show #95”

  1. Ordered 6 things from boohoo all the same size. Some fit, some too big, some don’t. One dress in particular is much to big on top but that tight you can see my belly button. Vom. Why do they do this to our self esteem.

    Anyone wants me I’ll be crying into my quorn nuggets.

  2. Wherever I am, there’s always Pooh, there’s always Pooh and Me. ‘What would I do?’ I said to Pooh, ‘if it wasn’t for you,’ and Pooh said: ‘True, it isn’t much fun for One, but Two can stick together,’ says Pooh, says he. ‘That’s how it is,’ says Pooh.

  3. A kind human came back for a second visit the other day. She brought some toys for Dorothy and I to play with. Dorothy loved the toys as much as I did. I’ve never seen her play before.

  4. Rolf report 14 Feb

    My English human was working in London & my campus mom Claudia was in Spain so I spent the day home alone with my American human. I took him for a couple of long leisurely leash walks. We timed them to avoid the deluge of rain. Life is good.

    Rolf x

  5. I got my very own beautiful Valentine’s blankie. Thank you so much to Alyson and Boris. It matches my multicoloured mood rug. I’m going to show the little people in assembly tomorrow. I love it!

  6. When the lad who was asking you out for a drink not even two weeks ago suddenly gets tagged in a pic of a bunch of roses with the caption “spoilt rotten by this one today.”

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