Next night is the night me mum’s going to our Charlie’s.. So I get in just after Jay && we had something to eat && then went for an early night.. At last we can have one early night && as long as me mum keeps it down when she comes in all will be good.. I am fast asleep && me phone starts going off.. It hardly woke me up i just reached over in me sleep && silenced it.. Fuck off whoever it is.. Straight away me phone goes off again && I thought it must be something important if they are ringing && ringing.. I answer it && its me mum’s phone alarm.. I think i have told yas that me mum isn’t well && she has an alarm on her phone that goes off if she collapses.. So i wake Jay up && say me mum has collapsed && she’s at our Charlies.. Jay says she’s not he had heard her come up the stairs a while ago so i leg it through into me mums bedroom && she has fallen over && smashed her nose on the radiator && there is blood everywhere.. Me mum says she has broke her nose && it hurts when she breathes.. I had to ring for an ambulance && go the hossy with her.. I told Jay to stay at home && get some kip && I would ring him when i needed to come back home.. Another early night cancelled && turns out me mum had fallen over cos she was pissed!!
I was fummin’
Next night && we have got tickets for farmageddon.. It’s great farmageddon if ya have never been they set ya loose && then beasts, ghosts, serial killers && zombies come out && get ya.. This year they had the beast of terror, contagion, the meat locker && the zombie outlaw.. The whole of farmaggedon sold out this year, that’s how popular it is.. All the ghosts && zombies && everything are real actors who play the monsters its not like on a ghost train.. As we are walking around they jump out at ya && the zombies bite ya or the meat locker monsters cut ya up with butchers knives but Jay is pushing me in everywhere first.. Every time he sees a ghost or zombie he screams like a little girl && pushes me at them to protect him.. So much for the big brave man protecting his princess.. It was fantastic but slightly ruined cos i was so tired && needed me bed..
So on Saturday i worked like a dog to get the delivery in work finished so I could go home early && have a nap before our halloween night party.. Bit late I know but it was the first saturday after halloween so we were having a halloween party for the kids && the adults.. I finished an hour early && started heading for home.. On Friday night there was a big car crash on the M57.. Somebody either jumped or fell off a bridge over the motorway && about twenty cars ploughed into him.. So the police shut the motorway off in both directions && kept the cars on the motorway while they did their investigation things..
I shouldn’t laugh at this because its not funny when someone dies but the police released a statement saying that the person had died as a result of the incident.. Well obviously they have, ya don’t get hit by twenty cars && get up && walk home do ya??
There was also another crash on the east lancs road so that’s my journey home fucked.. The queue on the east lancs was ridiculous so i didn’t even know how to get home.. I rang Davidd up && asked him how to get to Kirkby if the motorway && the east lancs are fucked && smart arse told me to walk.. But he did tell me to put me satnav on && ignore it if it sent me to the motorway && it did actually end up finding me another way home via the landfill tip.. I guess Davidd does have his uses somethimes..
So that’s been the highlights of my week.. Another brilliant week in the life of Andreaa..