Yorkshire Tea Jammy Toast Style

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Iswear we have not made this up but Taylors of Harrogate, the makers of Yorkshire Tea, have launched a new Toast & Jam blend of their brew. The new product from the Harrogate-based company comes hot on the heels of similar speciality brews like their Malty Biscuit brew. Its inventor, Kate Halloran, Tea Innovation Manager at Yorkshire Tea said: “Toast and Jam is a lip-smacking smattering of toasty, jammy loveliness. Perfect for mornings, it is a strong breakfast blend with all of the loveliness of jam on toast but without the crumbs!”

She added, “We wanted to create a tea that will send people into their day with a spring in their step and a smile in their soul. This new brew has been a long time in the making and I absolutely can’t wait for everyone to try it. We hope you love it as much as we do.”

The Toast and Jam Brew has been sourced and blended from natural ingredients and 100 per cent Rainforest Alliance Certified tea and is gluten free. Yorkshire Tea say the new product will be exclusively available in Asda supermarkets from today with a RRP of £2.29 per pack of 40 tea bags.

Here at Jammy Toast we can’t wait to try it. Imagine a piping hot cup of tea, fresh toast, and lashings of strawberry jam all in the same mug. What a way to start the day. It is a black tea with a subtle taste of toast crumbs and jam. It comes in a bright pink box but don’t let that put you off. You might be used to having fruity flavour teas with just water, but Yorkshire Tea reckons it’s best served with a splash of milk.

Taylors have been teasing the launch on social media by posting videos of someone dipping their breakfast in their cuppa. It hasn’t gone down that well, with some calling it “sacrilege” and “horror”. Hopefully people will come round to the idea, once they realise it’s just a mixed-flavour tea bag and there’s no actual dunking involved.

It’s not the first time the brand has created a tea that tastes like a sweet treat either. Back in 2018, they launched Biscuit Brew, which gives the malty taste of dipping something in your cup. The Toast & Jam brew will join it as well as the cosy decaf Bedtime Brew to make up the speciality range.

“Abomination… or genius?” the tea brand wrote alongside a GIF of the jam toast dunking.

“The most disgusting abuse of tea I’ve ever seen,” one dramatic tea fanatic wrote in the comments. Meanwhile, another penned: “That should be classified as a war crime… a war on tea and a war on jam.” A third was more open minded, however, writing: “Whatever people feel happy dunking in their tea is a deeply personal decision and should not be the subject of debate. The tea, however, is Yorkshire without question.”

Here at Jammy Toast we will certainly be giving this a try, if only because of our deep and unquestionable loyalty to Yorkshire Tea – it really is the best brew!

Shoppers have been urged to look out for it in other supermarkets later in the year.

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Davidd Birko

A sad and lonely old man who used to have a life but it has now been taken over by his dedication to the cause of saving teddy bears, running Jammy Toast and searching eBay, car boot sales, charity shops, lofts and even under beds for unwanted bears. He has even now taken in Flat Eric to save him from homelessness – his life is no longer his own!

58 Comments on “Yorkshire Tea Jammy Toast Style”

  1. My life can best be described as something that is being held together with bungie cords and duct tape and now you want me to put toast and jam in my brew?

    Might be a step too far…

  2. “What does Christopher Robin do in the mornings nowadays?” asked Rabbit.
    Now that he thought of it, Pooh hadn’t seen Christopher Robin about so much lately. Just after breakfast, yes. And then, perhaps, “See you again, Pooh,” and off he’d go. Where?

  3. I’m glad I had that chat with Red Fred yesterday and I’ve decided to take his advice. He is a very wise cat and much more experienced than I am. He told me that he just gives ET this look when she’s being difficult. It works for him, maybe I’ll try that with Dorothy.

  4. Rolf report 25 Sept

    My campus mom Dr Claudia is alarmed at my latest DangerCat stunt. I’ve started balancing on the ultra-thin bannisters on her stairs. My humans are going to the DIY shop today to buy some double-sided tape to put on the bannisters to stop me doing it.

    Rolf x

  5. i told you last week about cunt cat. she 15 and is the grumpiest, weirdest, most anxious, scatty cat ive ever known.

    update: shes now a cbd crackhead. please allow us our personal space & privacy while she undergoes rehab!

  6. I’ve just gone to use a public toilet and it looks like someone has henna tattoo’d the whole bowl! Paid 30 pence for the privilege of witnessing that, nice one!

  7. Keep dropping hand sanitiser onto my lap as I’m cleaning my hands in the van. Though being a 53year old bloke it’s probably the most hygienic the front of my trousers have been in 15 years!

  8. I need to know everyone’s disgusting habits. I love squeezing blackheads… and sometimes people are talking to me and internally I’m like “would it be weird if I asked them if I can get that blackhead?”

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