You Think 2020 Was A Bad Year?

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If you think 2020 was a bad year, wait and see what 2021 has instore for us. According to Nostradamus, we could be in for an even more disastrous year. The French astrologer and doctor is said to have accurately foretold some of the most monumental events in the last few hundred years. From the Great Fire of London to Adolf Hitler’s rise to power and the horrors of the Second World War and from the French Revolution to the creation of the atomic bomb, Nostradamus’s predictions have been eerily accurate. He is even said to have known John F Kennedy would be assassinated and the 9/11 terror attacks on the World Trade Centre in New York would happen. Now Nostradamus has some terrifying prophecies for 2021. He predicts everything from a Zombie Apocalypse to a Comet hitting Earth and even Solar Storms.

According to the 16th century astrologer, a scientist from Russia will create a biological weapon that could be very bad news for humanity. The weapon will create a virus that will turn people into Zombies – and will eventually leave us extinct. As if that wasn’t enough, Nostradamus also believes the earth will be hit with a famine of biblical proportions. This is another of his predictions about the end of the world, which starts with increased earthquakes and the spread of viruses – something we all know far too much about this year.

Another of the indicators, according to Nostradamus, is a massive famine, the size of which the world has never seen before. Huge damage will be caused to our planet in 2021, claims Nostradamus, by huge solar storms. His yearly horoscope claims he said: “We shall see the water rising and the earth falling under it.”

As the devastation manifests itself across the globe the doctor says there will be mass migration and people living on earth will start to fight over the few remaining natural resources. This will also lead to war across the planet.

Not only will the world suffer the impact of a comet, Nostradamus also says this could cause a huge number of natural disasters. And it seems even NASA are taking his predictions seriously as they are monitoring the skies for impact, especially as the asteroid, 2009 KF1, could possibly strike earth on 6th May next year.

After 2020, the last thing we need is another natural disaster – however, he predicts bad news if you live in California. Nostradamus claims a huge earthquake will hit America and California is where those who interpret his work believe it will hit.

And he’s even predicted the date – 25th November 2021.

The rise of technology in the 21st century is something we’re all getting used to with Artificial Intelligence in most of our homes and tiny computers in our pockets. But according to Nostradamus, this will really be ramped up in 2021 with soldiers having chips implanted into their brains. These new super soldiers will apparently be needed to save humans and will lead the armed forces.

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Davidd Birko

A sad and lonely old man who used to have a life but it has now been taken over by his dedication to the cause of saving teddy bears, running Jammy Toast and searching eBay, car boot sales, charity shops, lofts and even under beds for unwanted bears. He has even now taken in Flat Eric to save him from homelessness – his life is no longer his own!


60 Comments on “You Think 2020 Was A Bad Year?”

  1. You can interpret these predictions to mean absolutely anything you like. Then afterwards when nothing happens it was simply a mistake in the interpretation not that the guy was wrong!!!

  2. The Flock are sorry to announce that the “Evening with Jose.. the psychic toucan” planned for January in Birkenhead Park has been CANCELLED. Jose took a bullet to the wing after upsetting locals at a recent show and cannot fly to the UK. Join us in wishing him a speedy recovery.

  3. Got a gift card to Top Golf on my birthday a few weeks ago. Then I got another one for Christmas. So I’m set to have a great time there.

    Now all I need is an Uber card to get my drunk ass home.

  4. Good morning. It’s another fuckin’ cold day ahead with fuckin’ wintry showers. Watch out for fuckin’ ice and fuckin’ snow for some places this morning.

  5. Dorothy had a word with me and Barbara, mainly with me. Someone had told her that I call her ‘Dorothy Dumpling’ and she wasn’t too happy. She cheered up when I explained I meant it in a kind way and that being a little plump is a good thing. ‘Plump’ really suits her doesn’t it?

  6. Rolf report 29 Dec

    My friend Dr Sherry got me a “Rolf’s Kingdom” sign as a Christmas gift. My humans put it on top of the tall bookcase & I jumped up there, as though I am surveying my household kingdom from on high. Yes, pretty much everywhere at home is my kingdom.

    Rolf x

  7. It’s back to soup. I need to go on a serious diet again thanks to a mince pie and Xmas cake weakness… this new diet has to work, my stomach just told me so.

  8. I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re a grown ass adult you don’t need ‘permission’ from your partner to wear a certain item of clothing or to go out somewhere.. but if you’re my fella get them grey trackies off you before you leave this house x

  9. Swear used to hoover me room when i was little an i wasnt assed wa was infront of me if it was in me way it was gettin hoovered up not even messin like pure socks an that on me floor will get hoovered up till the hoover started chattin Portuguese.

  10. Imagine hating England. There is no country in the world more beautiful. Kirkby, the town I grew up in, is paradise. I’d rather come from a council estate than live in some boring countryside town were nothing ever happens and the only weed you can get is ralla bush!

  11. Reckon I finally tired out that mad hound of ours! New Brighton and back and some serious dog chasing has done for the Knobhead. He’s snoring in his basket at Nans. Hopefully he doesn’t wake up in a nark and do any savaging!

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