According to the 16th century astrologer, a scientist from Russia will create a biological weapon that could be very bad news for humanity. The weapon will create a virus that will turn people into Zombies – and will eventually leave us extinct. As if that wasn’t enough, Nostradamus also believes the earth will be hit with a famine of biblical proportions. This is another of his predictions about the end of the world, which starts with increased earthquakes and the spread of viruses – something we all know far too much about this year.
Another of the indicators, according to Nostradamus, is a massive famine, the size of which the world has never seen before. Huge damage will be caused to our planet in 2021, claims Nostradamus, by huge solar storms. His yearly horoscope claims he said: “We shall see the water rising and the earth falling under it.”
As the devastation manifests itself across the globe the doctor says there will be mass migration and people living on earth will start to fight over the few remaining natural resources. This will also lead to war across the planet.
Not only will the world suffer the impact of a comet, Nostradamus also says this could cause a huge number of natural disasters. And it seems even NASA are taking his predictions seriously as they are monitoring the skies for impact, especially as the asteroid, 2009 KF1, could possibly strike earth on 6th May next year.
After 2020, the last thing we need is another natural disaster – however, he predicts bad news if you live in California. Nostradamus claims a huge earthquake will hit America and California is where those who interpret his work believe it will hit.
And he’s even predicted the date – 25th November 2021.
The rise of technology in the 21st century is something we’re all getting used to with Artificial Intelligence in most of our homes and tiny computers in our pockets. But according to Nostradamus, this will really be ramped up in 2021 with soldiers having chips implanted into their brains. These new super soldiers will apparently be needed to save humans and will lead the armed forces.
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According to him we were all going to die in 2012!!
That was the Mayans I seem to recall.
Nostradamus wrote prophecies that mean absolutely nothing but can be interpreted to mean more or less anything.
Nostradamus lived hundreds of years ago but knew all about computer chips?
Don’t worry, Boris will save us!!
You can interpret these predictions to mean absolutely anything you like. Then afterwards when nothing happens it was simply a mistake in the interpretation not that the guy was wrong!!!
Boris couldn’t even save 20p from his pocket money.
Did he ever predict the National Lottery numbers?
Asking for a friend.
What did this phony ever predict that actually came true?
Ok I know it’s a bit late but I’ve opened the bar. I’m in work tomorrow and I don’t care x
OhoAoOo OHOohhOoh OOhOaO HHhAHHoA!!!
Me car’s still outside me mates from boxing day an I have no intentions of getting out of bed to go & pick it up!
The last few days have been lovely … sending lots of love to my Razzbox
The Simpsons had more predictions come true than Nostradamus.
The end is near!
I am ready for the drinks and endless Anastasia being sang to begin.
“The Wombles of Wimbledon commom are we!!”
Opening schools in a week would be ABSOLUTELY BANANAS.
Seems I’m drunk…
As the new year approaches, let’s take a moment to reflect. What has been your biggest accomplishment of 2020?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold outside!
Just wanna have a bath, some vino, and grapes with someone pls!
Please… if the meteorologists can’t predict the weather correctly with all their computer models, Nostradamus can’t possibly get things right!
The Flock are sorry to announce that the “Evening with Jose.. the psychic toucan” planned for January in Birkenhead Park has been CANCELLED. Jose took a bullet to the wing after upsetting locals at a recent show and cannot fly to the UK. Join us in wishing him a speedy recovery.
Writing & shiteing!
Thank god in back to work tomorrow this eating has to stop x
I FORGOT TO DO THE BINS
I FORGOT TO DO THE FUCKING BINS!
I FUCKING FORGOT TO DO THE FUCKING BINS!
Oh. Wait.
I don’t have any Bins.
Sorry about that.
Christmas trees: 1 hour to put up and decorate, 468 days to take down and get rid of all the glitter!!
We’re individual humans, not the Borg collective!
You never see insects or anything like that that look old. You don’t go: “Look at the state of that.”
Who the fuck is Mrs Lovetube?
Welcome to Tuna Tuesday – traaaa,laaaaa,laaaaaa!!!
Got a gift card to Top Golf on my birthday a few weeks ago. Then I got another one for Christmas. So I’m set to have a great time there.
Now all I need is an Uber card to get my drunk ass home.
Good morning. It’s another fuckin’ cold day ahead with fuckin’ wintry showers. Watch out for fuckin’ ice and fuckin’ snow for some places this morning.
Dorothy had a word with me and Barbara, mainly with me. Someone had told her that I call her ‘Dorothy Dumpling’ and she wasn’t too happy. She cheered up when I explained I meant it in a kind way and that being a little plump is a good thing. ‘Plump’ really suits her doesn’t it?
Will We Ever Be Able To Go Out Without A Mask Again? I Miss Smiling..
Everton and Manchester City have fell out. Could 2020 get any weirder?
FLAKE NEWS: a bit of snow about in places this morning. Yellow weather warnings from the Met Office for Snow and Ice valid til 10am.
Was just writing a comment for you about how much I love my puppy, looked up and he was pissing on my bed so fuck him the rat!!
Rolf report 29 Dec
My friend Dr Sherry got me a “Rolf’s Kingdom” sign as a Christmas gift. My humans put it on top of the tall bookcase & I jumped up there, as though I am surveying my household kingdom from on high. Yes, pretty much everywhere at home is my kingdom.
Rolf x
The good news is you have now completed every single Monday in 2020. The bad news is there may be more Mondays next year.
I’ve no idea what day it is but have a good one.
It’s back to soup. I need to go on a serious diet again thanks to a mince pie and Xmas cake weakness… this new diet has to work, my stomach just told me so.
Had 8 hours sleep for the first time in over a week I feel revived!
oohgaa ooao oaoaaoo hao hooaogooo ohoahooa
I’m in the house all day and given the rise in cases of this dreadful illness that’s a bit relief. Stay safe, stay sane.
Leave me alone.
I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re a grown ass adult you don’t need ‘permission’ from your partner to wear a certain item of clothing or to go out somewhere.. but if you’re my fella get them grey trackies off you before you leave this house x
What’s the rules on going out to build snowmen in Tier 4?
Whether I’m doing Dry January or not depends on Covid. If we’re locked up, I’m not doing it. If we’re allowed out, I’m not doing it.
The weather outside is frightful,
But the fire is so delightful,
When you’ve no place to go,
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
Nothing nicer than afternoon naps!
All i want is for COVID to be over so i can resume my regular level of depression and hopelessness, is that so much to ask?
Swear used to hoover me room when i was little an i wasnt assed wa was infront of me if it was in me way it was gettin hoovered up not even messin like pure socks an that on me floor will get hoovered up till the hoover started chattin Portuguese.
Please dont go the shop again Scoach!
Imagine hating England. There is no country in the world more beautiful. Kirkby, the town I grew up in, is paradise. I’d rather come from a council estate than live in some boring countryside town were nothing ever happens and the only weed you can get is ralla bush!
By working together as a family, the Clangers helped their friend the Iron Chicken *and* a stranded Skymoo! What better excuse for a bit of supper…
WHY IS EVERYTHING SO LOUD!?!?
When ye fella is praying for a tier 5 so he doesn’t have to take ye out for ye birthday!!
Reckon I finally tired out that mad hound of ours! New Brighton and back and some serious dog chasing has done for the Knobhead. He’s snoring in his basket at Nans. Hopefully he doesn’t wake up in a nark and do any savaging!