First Off There Is Me.. I Hated English && I Wasnt Great At Maths But Ya Dont Need To Be.. Part Of Me Job Is Dealin With Stock, Doin Orders, Staff Rotas && That.. They Dont Teach You None Of That At School.. What Good Is Trigonometry && Pythagoras Theory && All That Shit To Me?? Am Not Tryin To Show Off Or Nothin Bt I Think I Have Done Okay Even Though I Havent Got A Clue About Them Things..
Me Cousin Charlie Was In Our Gang Too && She Is A Store Manager.. I Remember One Of The Teachers Tellin Her To Stop Thinkin About Lads && Concentrate On Her Work.. Well I Got News For Ya, She Still Thinks About Lads Cos Shes Tryin To Get Her Weddin Organised In All This Rona Shit.. So She Aint Done Bad Either..
Lorah Is A Dead Boss Mum With Two Kids && Them Kids Would Make Anyone Proud.. She Broke Up With Her Fella, The Kids Dad, This Year && She Has Had Some Right Stand Up Fights With Him.. But They Both Stop All That Shit When The Kids Need Them.. They Pull Together For The Sake Of The Kids && The Girls Spend Weekends At Their Dads House && They Both Love Their Mum && Their Dad.. How Many Couples Who Have Broke Up Can Work Together Like That For The Sake Of The Kids?? Not Many, I Know That Much.. Lorah, If Ya Around, Am Proud Of Ya!!
Jessika Works As A Receptionist At Some Solicitors In Town.. She Has To Speak Dead Posh When Seeing People Bt She Used To Swear Like A Docker In Skewl.. I Dont Think Them Solicitors Would Give Her A Job If They Heard Her Back Then..
Aimeee Got A Job Down South But I Cant Remember What It Was.. I Still See Her Mum && She Says Shes Got A Flat In London, So If She Can Afford That She Must Be Doin Okay The Prices Of Flats Down There Lyk..
Another One Of The Girls, Ashley, Works In A Music Studio In Manchester Workin With Bands && All That.. Which Sounds Dead Good.. The Two Twins Steph && Simone Work In The Same Call Centre With Carina Too.. Might Not Be The Best Job In The World But At Least They Makin A Go Of It.. Carina Has Her Own Place && The Twins Both Still Live At Home But Drive Their Own Brand New Cars, So They All Doin Ok There..
I Have Saved The Best Story Until Last.. Renay Always Used To Dream About Bein A Model When We Was At Skewl && Our Teacher Used To Tell Her To Get Her Head Out Of The Clouds && Concentrate On Her Work.. I Must Admit We Did Take The Piss Out Of Her Cos She Had A Photoshoot Done && We Was All Wow!! Then We Found Out It Was One Of Them Places That Ya Have To Pay Them To Take Ya Piccies.. She Had The Photos Done && Then She Put Them All In A Portfolio.. We Was Still Laughing At Her Even Though She Was Gorgeous, If We Was Honest.. I Know What Yas Are All Thinkin: Did She Ever Make It As A Model?? Well I Saw Her A Couple Of Months Ago && Said Hello.. She Had A Suntan To Die For && She Had Just Come Back From A Photoshoot In Mexico..
We Should Have Known She Would Make It Cos One Monday, When We Was In Skewl, We Was All Talkin About What We Done At The Weekend.. She Told Us She Had Been To A Party With Snoop Dogg && We Was All Yea Of Course Ya Was.. Next Day She Brought A Photo Of The Two Of Them At The Party Into Skewl!!
I Guess It Wasnt Just The Teachers Who Was Wrong About Renay..
Traa xx
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You have to hate kids before you can become a teacher.
I used to hate my teachers.
Okay, hands up anyone who has used Trigonometry or Pythagoras Theory since leaving school.
Skewl Sucks!!
i got excluded from nearly every school on merseyside.
That’s because you had a fight with just about every school kid on merseyside!!
Oooo haven’t we got any pictures of this Renay?
No one became a sock robber then?
Nanny Auds bat flu jab, Tinks swimming and Knobhead’s walk. This evening calls for military planning. My leader will conspire to throw some sort of spanner in the works you watch!
You should have tried the real old days!
So it wasn’t just me then?
Panic! At the Sainsbury’s
Thinking back to school makes me stomach turn!
True, teachers can be brutal, but I think that might be part of their job description.
the dwp in their wisdom have decided that bc my eldest has arms & legs that work, they are not entitled to pip. completely disregarded the fact that autism is a lifelong disability within the brain that causes mental distress & social problems. fuck the heartless tory bastids.
good job theyve got me and their family isnt it, what about the people who dont?
cunts
I’ve had a great day. Spent the last few hours in B&M, taking one piece out of every jigsaw on the shelves and replacing it with one from a completely different puzzle.
When you sit down on a toilet seat and it’s warm…
I honestly just wanna spend the holidays playing Nintendogs!
Unfortunately one will be unable to listen to Harry and Meghan’s new podcast for reasons of not being in the slightest bit bloody interested.
Would rather cut off one’s own ears with a rusty spoon.
If I ever mention that I’m even speaking to a man please just hit me in the ankle with a scooter coz I honestly cba X
Night night sweet dreamies to each and everyone of you “Yawny-yawny-yawn-yawn!
A nice thing I’m actually proud of in this awful year is how much hard work in Kel’s physio has paid off. 6 months ago a 20 minute walk around the block would leave her lame. Now she is off anti inflammatory meds and she had maybe 45 mins off lead today and she’s fine.
May have potentially left my hair dye on too long it may potentially be purple!
FAWLTY TOWERS:
Basil Fawlty: “Oh, spiffing! Absolutely spiffing. Well done. Two dead, twenty-five to go.”
I’ve found that if you make a pesto sauce but offer it to your toddler as pasta with “grinch sauce”, they still won’t eat it.
Don’t remember any talk of cancelling Christmas until the bloody cockneys got locked in their houses.
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas but if the white runs out I’ll drink the red!
Honestly I never thought I’d say this. But I miss coming home from a rave with my ears ringing!!
When I wake up for me morning piss you’s best not all be beefing abar Towels or some pointless shit swear to god you aren’t ruining me positive Christmas spirit vibes!
Just heard a guy yell to his friend that it was time for a beer and a cry, and I’ve never felt so understood.
I have a theory that the brain might have come from another planet where brains ruled.
If you think popularity matters remember that ten years ago, BlackBerry phones were very popular!
Rolf report 16 Dec
On my walks, I love to roll in what my American human calls the “schmutz”: little piles of dust & dirt. There had been rain all week so no schmutz opportunities. Yesterday was the first dry day & I celebrated with some glorious schmutz rolling activity.
Rolf x
Welcome to Wonderful Whiskers Wednesday.
Nine more sleeps till Christmas for you and 500 for me…
aaoh ooaaaooh ohohaoo aaohohg ohoooohaa hooaahao aoha hoho
“What does the North Pole look like?” said Christopher Robin carelessly. “I suppose it’s just a pole stuck in the ground?” “Sure to be a pole,” said Rabbit, “and I think it would be sticking in the ground because there’d be nowhere else to stick it.”
4 more days left in work!
4 more days left in work!
4 more days left in work!
4 more days left in work!
4 more days left in work!
What do you do when it feels like your world is falling apart around you?
Many of you know that ET has Wobbly Cat Syndrome. She lives on my human’s plot with Red Fred and just gets on with her life. My human says it’s lucky that her tail is so big because it helps her to balance. She’s a star!
its too cold. got nipples like footy studs!
Too much arguing already this morning. I’m going to dig a hole and hide in it for the rest of the day.
anybody who says “Im not being funny but…” is actually about to be funny with you, in fact theyre about to be a complete twat.
Me being happy and normal lately and not wanting to come on the internet is your proof that this really is just one big mental asylum.
I feel dead Christmassy for the first time today. What a joyous occasion.
I’d like to end this year with a bang…
*trips over the edge of the couch*
I had about 6 inches cut off yesterday… (pausing for laughter to dissipate). So it’s still fairly long but easier to manage… (pausing for more laughter to dissipate).
Good morning Razzbox.
Half way down the stairs is the stair where I sit,
There isn’t any other stair quite like it.
I’m not at the bottom, I’m not at the top,
So this is the stair, where I always stop.
It is also where the queue will be for Christmas dinner and I’m getting in early.
The goverment don’t want us to see our mates cos they’ve got none!
In World War II the average age of a combat soldier was twenty-six
In Vietnam it was nineteen, N-n-n-n-nineteen. In 2020 the average age for the first Coronavirus vaccinations was ninety, N-n-n-n-ninety…
Is it too early to get stoned?
I’m still dead.
I’m delighted to announce that live pantomime will be going ahead in London! It will feature an evil villain and lots of booing and cheering. So make sure you don’t miss Prime Minister’s Question Time, live from Westminster.
This dogs me best mate yeno but he’s a fuckin bellend
If Jesus thinks I’m celebrating his birthday after the year we’ve had he can fucking think again.
The best part of this pandemic is no office Secret Santa.
I’d like to wish my fellow bog apes all the best this weekend!
Mad the way Michael Douglas plays a horrible person in the film Falling Down but you start rooting for him when they won’t serve him a brekkie cause it’s gone half 10.
Dog People: Maximus is purebred, his parents were owned by aristocrats and his grooming bill alone is £2,000 a year. He is my pride and joy.
Cat People: This is Kenneth, I found him in a bin. We love him, he’s orange.
Hope you all enjoy the second part of the Xmas episode on tonight. If you are lucky enough to have family, like I am, let’s all remember to put them first and love one another. X
Prince Andrew denies being in Tier 3 and says he was definitely in a Pizza Express…
Could not be less assed about Christmas this year if I tried