First Off There Is Me.. I Hated English && I Wasnt Great At Maths But Ya Dont Need To Be.. Part Of Me Job Is Dealin With Stock, Doin Orders, Staff Rotas && That.. They Dont Teach You None Of That At School.. What Good Is Trigonometry && Pythagoras Theory && All That Shit To Me?? Am Not Tryin To Show Off Or Nothin Bt I Think I Have Done Okay Even Though I Havent Got A Clue About Them Things..
Me Cousin Charlie Was In Our Gang Too && She Is A Store Manager.. I Remember One Of The Teachers Tellin Her To Stop Thinkin About Lads && Concentrate On Her Work.. Well I Got News For Ya, She Still Thinks About Lads Cos Shes Tryin To Get Her Weddin Organised In All This Rona Shit.. So She Aint Done Bad Either..
Lorah Is A Dead Boss Mum With Two Kids && Them Kids Would Make Anyone Proud.. She Broke Up With Her Fella, The Kids Dad, This Year && She Has Had Some Right Stand Up Fights With Him.. But They Both Stop All That Shit When The Kids Need Them.. They Pull Together For The Sake Of The Kids && The Girls Spend Weekends At Their Dads House && They Both Love Their Mum && Their Dad.. How Many Couples Who Have Broke Up Can Work Together Like That For The Sake Of The Kids?? Not Many, I Know That Much.. Lorah, If Ya Around, Am Proud Of Ya!!
Jessika Works As A Receptionist At Some Solicitors In Town.. She Has To Speak Dead Posh When Seeing People Bt She Used To Swear Like A Docker In Skewl.. I Dont Think Them Solicitors Would Give Her A Job If They Heard Her Back Then..
Aimeee Got A Job Down South But I Cant Remember What It Was.. I Still See Her Mum && She Says Shes Got A Flat In London, So If She Can Afford That She Must Be Doin Okay The Prices Of Flats Down There Lyk..
Another One Of The Girls, Ashley, Works In A Music Studio In Manchester Workin With Bands && All That.. Which Sounds Dead Good.. The Two Twins Steph && Simone Work In The Same Call Centre With Carina Too.. Might Not Be The Best Job In The World But At Least They Makin A Go Of It.. Carina Has Her Own Place && The Twins Both Still Live At Home But Drive Their Own Brand New Cars, So They All Doin Ok There..
I Have Saved The Best Story Until Last.. Renay Always Used To Dream About Bein A Model When We Was At Skewl && Our Teacher Used To Tell Her To Get Her Head Out Of The Clouds && Concentrate On Her Work.. I Must Admit We Did Take The Piss Out Of Her Cos She Had A Photoshoot Done && We Was All Wow!! Then We Found Out It Was One Of Them Places That Ya Have To Pay Them To Take Ya Piccies.. She Had The Photos Done && Then She Put Them All In A Portfolio.. We Was Still Laughing At Her Even Though She Was Gorgeous, If We Was Honest.. I Know What Yas Are All Thinkin: Did She Ever Make It As A Model?? Well I Saw Her A Couple Of Months Ago && Said Hello.. She Had A Suntan To Die For && She Had Just Come Back From A Photoshoot In Mexico..
We Should Have Known She Would Make It Cos One Monday, When We Was In Skewl, We Was All Talkin About What We Done At The Weekend.. She Told Us She Had Been To A Party With Snoop Dogg && We Was All Yea Of Course Ya Was.. Next Day She Brought A Photo Of The Two Of Them At The Party Into Skewl!!
I Guess It Wasnt Just The Teachers Who Was Wrong About Renay..
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